Blunt Threads makes T-shirts for people who already thought of the perfect thing to wear, it just didn't exist yet.
We don't do inspirational taglines, ethically-sourced-cotton speeches, or "join the movement" nonsense. We make a shirt, the shirt is funny, you decide if you're the kind of person who wears it.
No topic is safe. No joke is soft-pedaled. If it makes a brand consultant wince, that's usually a sign we're on the right track.
Not for everyone. Good.
You could wear something normal.
But you're here.
Blunt Threads makes shirts for people who'd rather say the thing than think it and not say it.
Not a meme shop with a logo slapped on. A real label that happens to make funny shirts. Every design gets read twice, once for the joke, once for the fact that we actually printed it.
Not edgy for the sake of edge. Not punching down. The joke should work for anyone who has a pulse, not just one group laughing at another.
No topic is off-limits. No humor restrictions. If it makes you laugh nervously, that's the point. If a brand consultant would tell us not to print it, we already did.
NOT FOR EVERYONE
Not for everyone. Good. We don't want it for everyone. Those who get it, get it.
This is just the start.
We have way more on the way.
