pls do not give me a beer | tee
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Product Details
T-shirt from Blunt Threads™
- Regular Fit
- 100% cotton
- Fabric Weight: 180 g/m²
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
It's a shirt. It will not change your life. But maybe. Runs true to size.
Want it oversized? Go one up.
Made when you order it, not before, so it takes a little longer, and a little less gets wasted. Ships in 4 days. Worth it, promise.
These are jokes. Not statements, not politics, not a personality. We don't punch down,
we just think everything's a little ridiculous.
SIZE GUIDE
| Inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Width | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 |
| Half Chest | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| CM | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 |
| Width | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 |
| Half Chest | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 |
Shipping
Orders ship within 48 hours. Delivery takes 3-8 days depending on where you are. Exact estimates for your country are in our shipping policy, we're not going to pretend we know your mailman personally.
Why Blunt Threads?
We draw every design ourselves. Nobody else has it, which means nobody else at the party is wearing your shirt.
The whole point is to make people laugh. If it does that, we did our job.
100% cotton. Made in factories that treat their workers well and pay them fairly. that part matters to us as much as the joke does.
And if anything about your order isn't right, tell us. We read every message and we'll sort it out. We'd genuinely rather you love your shirt than just... have it.